“Truth or dare”
“What’s your credit card number”
when people call their followers fans
"hey I like this character let me go look them up"
"well okay then"
God bless those people who are INCREDIBLE writers but decide to use those skills to write gay fanfiction
"wow that tv program we were watching last night was really sad, about anne boleyn? all because she had a girl??? what ever happened to that little girl anyway?" - my mom
oh you know
HOW DO YOU START A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE YOU MIGHT LIKE IN THE FUTURE
UNCLE DO U KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
I CAN FINALLY FULFILL MY DESTINY AS A TRAGIC ANTIHERO
I WILL PROBABLY HATE THE AVATAR BLINDLY DUE TO SOME SAD PERSONAL BEEF FROM MY PAST UNTIL SOMETHING HAPPENS THAT MAKES ME REALIZE I WAS WRONG ALL ALONG GIVING ME A CHANGE OF HEART AFTER WHICH I WILL HAVE DRASTIC CHARACTER GROWTH AND AN ATTRACTIVE NEW HAIRDO TO MATCH
I WILL BE THE SEXUAL AWAKENING FOR PREADOLESCENT CHILDREN EVERYWHERE
FULL SPEED AHEAD
im too old for this shit
No I’m not following the World Cup tournament. The last time I cared about a special Cup, Cedric Diggory died.